Misheard Lyrics

Misheard lyrics are in bold, correct lyrics are italics:

From "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight" by England Dan and John Ford Coley:
I'm not talking about religion
I'm not talking about the linen
I'm not talking about moving in

From "Blowin' In the Wind" by Bob Dylan:
The ants are my friends/They're blowin' in the wind
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind

From "Hungry Heart" by Bruce Springsteen:
Everybody's got a hungry horse
Everybody's got a hungry heart

From "Camera Eye" by Rush:
The Pope has a shop in the city
The focus is sharp in the city

From "Bastille Day" by Rush:
There's no bread or lemony cake
There's no bread, let 'em eat cake

From "Fly By Night" by Rush:
The chickens are coming and I just can't defend
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend

From "New World Man" by Rush:
He's a nude old man
He's a new world man

From "The Trees" by Rush:
The oaks just shave their heads
The oak just shake their heads

From "Get Back" by The Beatles:
Jojo was a man, he thought he was a woman
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner

From "Benny and the Jets" by Elton John:
She's got electric boobs
She's got electric boots